Cursed by Xenu

I am on a fascination jag with Scientology. It is a pretty interesting religion for a number of reasons, the most interesting being that unless you spend a lot of time and/or money in it, you might not know what your belief system is, or what the path to enlightenment is. By the time you learn that it is ridding your body of dead alien spirits, a lot of cash and time have gone, and like Vietnam or Iraq, it is hard to pull out.